The Leo-Trio's Humour-Site

H U M O U R

is a habit which could make life so much more easy - for everybody,
but unfortunately not everybody seems to have
"a good sense of humour" !

Well - we didn't lose our sense of humour even if it's sometimes
pretty hard not to lose it -

and we thought for the
MILLENNIUM it might be nice to add
a "humour website" to our homepage.

This is - how could it be another way - always
and this will surely be a "continuing phase" as we try to collect
all those things - jokes and cheerfull stories - worldwide !

A good "doggie"-to make , isn't it !

Leo-Burglar-Trap

One take a Leo (or maybe two, the more the better)

place him/them where they prefer to stay

- behind the door / between the rooms

let the burglar fell down over the Leo(s)

- and by the way brake the neck

and the problem is solved .....the Leo-way

JJ - Flash

- not the Rolling-Stones- but the Teddy-version of JJFlash -

"I'm Jumpin' Jack Flash"

I was born in a crossfire hurricane ....?

Oh no, Mick ...come on...you're wrong with this as
far as JJ-Flash-Teddy ist concerned....

I'm Jumpin'Jack Flash ....yes, you're definitely right .....
as I'm the best JJ-Flash for many miles around
and I'm going to get even better with the time.....

Maybe ....."Time is on my side ....?!"

Ladies and Gentlemen.....

We proudly present ...no, no, not the Stones this time....

but JJ-Flash-Leo-Teddy
(JJ-Flash-pic's made at the age of 5 yrs. 6 mths.)

"Nobody is as crazy and charming as me,
except my doggie-mom and some of my kids"

I started my JJ-Flash- career at very early age	*and I try.....*	*and I try....*
try all time to become even better...	and this is my "best" version of JJ-Flash... try and beat it !	and that's how we recover between the events....

A man took his dog to the Vet for an examination.

After looking at the dog the Vet said "Sorry Sir but your dog is dead"

The man said "Well I wasn't quite sure but I would still like a second opinion, please"

Some what bemused the Vet agreed and called in his cat.

The cat looked over the dog on the table and then at the Vet and shook its head.

The Vet said to the man "Look I'm sorry but my cat said your dog is dead to"

Obviously the man was upset but insisted on a third opinion.

Not wanting to upset the man any further he agreed on yet another opinion.

So the Vet brought in his dog.
The dog looked at the man's dog laying on the table,
looked up at the Vet and shook its head.

At this the vet said "Sir, I don't want to stress you anymore but my dog also agrees
that your dog is dead. I am sorry there is nothing more I can do"

With that the man accepted the decision and started to leave.

The Vet stopped him and handed a bill for $280.

The man went berserk,
"what do you mean $280.!!! for a dog that was already dead!!!

The vet said,

"well Sir $80.00 for the consult,

$100 for the cat scan,

$100 for the Lab report"

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat.

She asked if it were dead or alive.

"Dead" the little boy told her.

"How do you know?" she asked the boy.

"Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move" said the child innocently.

"you did WHAT?" the teacher exclaimed in horror!

"You know" said the boy.

"I leaned over and went Pssst!" and it didn't move.

Compliments of dog tails and paw prints. - N.D.K.O.C monthly news letter.

want to get out ........., well, use all your well-learned skills
and then maybe you find the "exit" !